Q: How do you upgrade a Hyundai?
A: Put in an engine.
A. "TRADE IT FOR A TRABBIE" (the late great Roosian "people's car"
A. "PARK IT NEXT TO A PORTAJOHN.....AND LEAVE IT UNLOCKED"
A. "CRUSH IT AND USE IT FOR TRACTION BALLAST IN YOUR BIG DOG 4X4 PICKEMUP TRUCK"
Q: Why do Hyundai have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Q. What's the difference between a Hyundai and the principal's office?
A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Hyundai user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.
A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Hyundai please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
Q: What is the sport-version of Hyundai?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Hyundai at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call a Hyundai with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: How do you double the value of a Hyundai?
A: Half fill it with gasoline!
Q: How do you make a Hyundai look good?
A: Park it between two Cadillacs!
Q: What to you call a Hyundai with brakes?
Q: What do you have to do if your Hyundai gets in the way of a swarm of killer
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: What is the Hyundai owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Hyundai with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q: How do you make a Hyundai go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Q: How do you make a Hyundai go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.
Q: What do you call a Hyundai with a flat tire?
A: A write off.
hyundai has announced a new 16 Valve model for 1993.
8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.
- I can see you've got a new car - a Hyundai!
- Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.
- What was the first prize then?
- A fruit-basket!
Hyundai will be introducing three new vehicles next year. They will have a moped called an "I Go". They will have a
4-door called a "We Go". They will also have a new station wagon called the "Y'all Go".
•How do you make a Hyundai go faster?
•Two guys in a Hyundai were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
•The new Hyundai has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
•How can you get a Hyundai to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.
Nice. When I come to power, punishment for capital crimes will be driving that with the windows down.
OMG i lol'd so freaking hard, where do you get those jokes?
I work for Hyundai, and you guys don't really know what you're talking about...
Most people think they are pretty shit because of their past cars...like the Excel...
I mean they are getting better than what they used to be...
Cool Thing: Hyundai is a actually made up of divisions...people know it mostly for the Motor division (Cars), but they also do Shipbuilding and is the largest shipbuilder...