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  • The Official FANKING Thread

    OK its time to admit it: Marty and I have been sending each other photos of ourselves Fanking. It was awkward at first but we thought it was about time to share some of them with you, because we want to see photos of you guys having a good Fank too.

    What Is Fanking?

    Well its very simple. You get a food item, hold it down near your crotch and then take a photo of it from above. Suddenly the name of the item takes a whole new meaning that is both hilarious, often disgusting and just extremely entertaining.

    Here's a couple of examples:












    Why?

    We first started sending each other these pics when we were bored to tears at the supermarket. I can 100% assure you that any trip to the supermarket ever since has never been the same. In fact ANY typically boring visit to the supermarket, convenience store, or office supply shop takes on a whole new level of excitement when you're Fanking. It's like the search for products to Fank with just becomes pretty much more exciting than life itself. You don't need anything except a phone with a camera. It's actually addictive putting together a Fank Tank.

    Whys It Called Fanking?

    Well Marty and I were sending each other so many of them that it needed a name. It started with Food (hence the "F") and it kind of rhymed with Planking, and Wanking, so the name just kind of stuck. But don't feel hemmed in by Food. You can use things at the Pet Store, hardware shop or even computer supplies.

    So now its time to open up the forum and let you guys do the Fanking. We're actually really excited to see you guys Fank yourselves silly, and also keen to see some International Fanking with items we don't have here in Australia. Just PLEASE don't actually post things up that are actually, you know... naked.

    Guidelines For A Successful Fank Session

    1. Go to the shops
    2. Grab any item thats suitably Fank Worthy (sometimes you have to think outside the box)
    3. Take a photo of it. It must be POV and its all in the wrist. Watch our for security!
    4. Post it here

    Some people say if you Fank too much you'll go blind, but its not true. I can see fine.

    OK, let the communal Fanking begin…
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    My sides. Oh god.
    "I did a SIKKK SKIIIIIDDDD in my turbo-powered lawnmower!" - said by a guy at my school

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    Originally posted by KP92
    Anyone who says YOLO or posts Facebook status' like "I'm so useless, no one likes me. Maybe I should just do it...." OH and guys who have profile pictures of themselves wearing oversized hats, a chain and no top. We don't need those people either.

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    • #3
      Head over and click a like on this so you can say you got there first - LOL!

      http://www.facebook.com/FankingDaily
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      • #4


        does this count?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by MOOG View Post
          Head over and click a like on this so you can say you got there first - LOL!

          http://www.facebook.com/FankingDaily
          Liked and (attempting) to share. Damn internet.

          I can tell already this'll be the next big thing- move over snapbacks, #swag and all that.
          "I did a SIKKK SKIIIIIDDDD in my turbo-powered lawnmower!" - said by a guy at my school

          My Honda (I know...) http://forums.mightycarmods.com/show...likeeggs-s-EJ7

          Originally posted by KP92
          Anyone who says YOLO or posts Facebook status' like "I'm so useless, no one likes me. Maybe I should just do it...." OH and guys who have profile pictures of themselves wearing oversized hats, a chain and no top. We don't need those people either.

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          • #6
            Sadly, this is exactly the type of thing that catches on with youths.


            I predict it will take off if enough people keep it going. If it gets popular enough, we may see supermarkets littered with teens holding food items to their crotches and taking pictures.

            Pretty hilarious though.
            Originally posted by ADowbs
            He lives in Australia, it's a felony for thinking about doing a motor swap, let alone actually doing one.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by villain View Post
              Sadly, this is exactly the type of thing that catches on with youths.


              I predict it will take off if enough people keep it going. If it gets popular enough, we may see supermarkets littered with teens holding food items to their crotches and taking pictures.

              Pretty hilarious though.
              Instead of fanking, I'll be taking pictures of kids fanking...
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              • #8
                Originally posted by BEAST260 View Post
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                does this count?
                From the Official Fanking Facebook Page:

                "Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch"

                And it must be POV.

                I'll be expecting to see you fanking by tomorrow. Please post photos!
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MOOG View Post
                  From the Official Fanking Facebook Page:

                  "Fanking is the art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch"

                  And it must be POV.

                  I'll be expecting to see you fanking by tomorrow. Please post photos!

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                  • #10
                    Ha, what on earth? New craze inbound, you'll be ones copping the blame when teenagers are caught fanking. With great power comes great responsibility.
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                    • #11
                      PS First fank uploaded here gets a free prize, and best fanks will be posted on the Fanking FB page.
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                      • #12
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                        Quite...
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                        • #13
                          two of my personal favourites (and there are LOTS!)


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                          • #14
                            Gotta get in on that free prize.

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                            Originally posted by MOOG
                            I'd rather lose by a mile because I built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me. Your car, is your story, so don't let someone else write the book.

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                            • #15
                              This works?

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