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OK its time to admit it: Marty and I have been sending each other photos of ourselves Fanking. It was awkward at first but we thought it was about time to share some of them with you, because we want to see photos of you guys having a good Fank too.
What Is Fanking?
Well its very simple. You get a food item, hold it down near your crotch and then take a photo of it from above. Suddenly the name of the item takes a whole new meaning that is both hilarious, often disgusting and just extremely entertaining.
Here's a couple of examples:
Why?
We first started sending each other these pics when we were bored to tears at the supermarket. I can 100% assure you that any trip to the supermarket ever since has never been the same. In fact ANY typically boring visit to the supermarket, convenience store, or office supply shop takes on a whole new level of excitement when you're Fanking. It's like the search for products to Fank with just becomes pretty much more exciting than life itself. You don't need anything except a phone with a camera. It's actually addictive putting together a Fank Tank.
Whys It Called Fanking?
Well Marty and I were sending each other so many of them that it needed a name. It started with Food (hence the "F") and it kind of rhymed with Planking, and Wanking, so the name just kind of stuck. But don't feel hemmed in by Food. You can use things at the Pet Store, hardware shop or even computer supplies.
So now its time to open up the forum and let you guys do the Fanking. We're actually really excited to see you guys Fank yourselves silly, and also keen to see some International Fanking with items we don't have here in Australia. Just PLEASE don't actually post things up that are actually, you know... naked.
Guidelines For A Successful Fank Session
1. Go to the shops
2. Grab any item thats suitably Fank Worthy (sometimes you have to think outside the box)
3. Take a photo of it. It must be POV and its all in the wrist. Watch our for security!
4. Post it here
Some people say if you Fank too much you'll go blind, but its not true. I can see fine.
OK, let the communal Fanking begin…
What Is Fanking?
Well its very simple. You get a food item, hold it down near your crotch and then take a photo of it from above. Suddenly the name of the item takes a whole new meaning that is both hilarious, often disgusting and just extremely entertaining.
Here's a couple of examples:
Why?
We first started sending each other these pics when we were bored to tears at the supermarket. I can 100% assure you that any trip to the supermarket ever since has never been the same. In fact ANY typically boring visit to the supermarket, convenience store, or office supply shop takes on a whole new level of excitement when you're Fanking. It's like the search for products to Fank with just becomes pretty much more exciting than life itself. You don't need anything except a phone with a camera. It's actually addictive putting together a Fank Tank.
Whys It Called Fanking?
Well Marty and I were sending each other so many of them that it needed a name. It started with Food (hence the "F") and it kind of rhymed with Planking, and Wanking, so the name just kind of stuck. But don't feel hemmed in by Food. You can use things at the Pet Store, hardware shop or even computer supplies.
So now its time to open up the forum and let you guys do the Fanking. We're actually really excited to see you guys Fank yourselves silly, and also keen to see some International Fanking with items we don't have here in Australia. Just PLEASE don't actually post things up that are actually, you know... naked.
Guidelines For A Successful Fank Session
1. Go to the shops
2. Grab any item thats suitably Fank Worthy (sometimes you have to think outside the box)
3. Take a photo of it. It must be POV and its all in the wrist. Watch our for security!
4. Post it here
Some people say if you Fank too much you'll go blind, but its not true. I can see fine.
OK, let the communal Fanking begin…
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