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    Q: How do you upgrade a Hyundai?
    A: Put in an engine.
    A. "TRADE IT FOR A TRABBIE" (the late great Roosian "people's car"
    A. "PARK IT NEXT TO A PORTAJOHN.....AND LEAVE IT UNLOCKED"
    A. "CRUSH IT AND USE IT FOR TRACTION BALLAST IN YOUR BIG DOG 4X4 PICKEMUP TRUCK"


    Q: Why do Hyundai have heated rear windows?
    A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.

    Q. What's the difference between a Hyundai and the principal's office?
    A. It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's
    office.

    Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Hyundai user's manual?
    A: The train & bus schedule.

    A man goes to a parts garage:
    Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Hyundai please?"
    Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."

    Q: What is the sport-version of Hyundai?
    A: The driver wears Nike shoes.

    Q: What do you call a Hyundai at the top of a hill?
    A: A miracle.

    Q: What do you call a Hyundai with dual exhausts?
    A: A wheelbarrow

    Q: How do you double the value of a Hyundai?
    A: Half fill it with gasoline!

    Q: How do you make a Hyundai look good?
    A: Park it between two Cadillacs!

    Q: What to you call a Hyundai with brakes?
    A: Customized.

    Q: What do you have to do if your Hyundai gets in the way of a swarm of killer
    bees?
    A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.

    Q: What is the Hyundai owner's most ardent wish?
    A: To buy a car.

    Q: What do you call a Hyundai with a seat belt?
    A: A rucksack.

    Q: How do you make a Hyundai go faster uphill?
    A: Throw out the passenger.

    Q: How do you make a Hyundai go faster downhill?
    A: Turn off the engine.

    Q: What do you call a Hyundai with a flat tire?
    A: A write off.

    STOP PRESS!!
    hyundai has announced a new 16 Valve model for 1993.
    8 in the engine, 8 in the radio.

    - I can see you've got a new car - a Hyundai!
    - Yes, I won the second prize in a lottery.
    - What was the first prize then?
    - A fruit-basket!

    Hyundai will be introducing three new vehicles next year. They will have a moped called an "I Go". They will have a
    4-door called a "We Go". They will also have a new station wagon called the "Y'all Go".


    •How do you make a Hyundai go faster?
    A towtruck.

    •Two guys in a Hyundai were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.

    •The new Hyundai has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.

    •How can you get a Hyundai to do 60 miles an hour?
    Push it over a cliff.
    Originally posted by deadcell96
    It's like Underground 2 all over again.
    Originally posted by jmacman12
    ...but, but he's got such a good star rating!!

    Disclaimer: Under NO circumstance should anybody replicate any actions I did. Seriously. Don't.

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      Nice. When I come to power, punishment for capital crimes will be driving that with the windows down.
      Originally posted by deadcell96
      It's like Underground 2 all over again.
      Originally posted by jmacman12
      ...but, but he's got such a good star rating!!

      Disclaimer: Under NO circumstance should anybody replicate any actions I did. Seriously. Don't.

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      • #4
        Hyundai cars aren't that bad...
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        Originally posted by MOOG
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        Look what I did to MOOG D=

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        • #5
          Originally posted by lildragon555 View Post
          Hyundai cars aren't that bad...
          They really are
          The only half good one is the tiburon, maybe an SUV of theirs.

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          • #6
            OMG i lol'd so freaking hard, where do you get those jokes?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Brae View Post
              They really are
              The only half good one is the tiburon, maybe an SUV of theirs.
              Actually, the only real good ones are the Genesis Coupe, Genesis and Equus.
              Originally posted by MOOG
              I have been standing naked in front of a mirror for the last three days and checking 100% that I am definitely not a 45 year old woman, for it is this creature that is so often seen piloting such a vehicle.

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              • #8
                I work for Hyundai, and you guys don't really know what you're talking about...

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                • #9
                  Most people think they are pretty shit because of their past cars...like the Excel...
                  I mean they are getting better than what they used to be...

                  Cool Thing: Hyundai is a actually made up of divisions...people know it mostly for the Motor division (Cars), but they also do Shipbuilding and is the largest shipbuilder...
                  Need Computer Help? Ask me

                  My Car Build Project (Gone)
                  Current Car

                  Originally posted by MOOG
                  I fail at MCM
                  Look what I did to MOOG D=

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by GreenMachine02 View Post
                      I work for Hyundai, and you guys don't really know what you're talking about...
                      No personal offense meant in any way m8. I just saw these on the net and had to share them with the good folks on the forum. You got to admit, some of those are pretty ****ing hilarious
                      Originally posted by deadcell96
                      It's like Underground 2 all over again.
                      Originally posted by jmacman12
                      ...but, but he's got such a good star rating!!

                      Disclaimer: Under NO circumstance should anybody replicate any actions I did. Seriously. Don't.

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                      • #12
                        I like the jokes Dutchy but old hyundai are crap and cheap. But in saying that they are getting better
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                        • #13
                          hahahahahaha awesome

                          Originally posted by flyingdutchy View Post
                          Nice. When I come to power, punishment for capital crimes will be driving that with the windows down.
                          where do we vote?

                          lets not make this thread an argument about whether or not hyundais are good or bad. there are plenty or other threads about this. lets just laugh at some awesome jokes!
                          97' Subaru Impreza WRX

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                          • #14
                            I love the jokes but Hyundai has new technology that most mainstream car companies have'nt even introduced yet. And those who say "but the old ones are crap!", if they're so crap, why are they still on the road? Just sayin'

                            Loved the jokes.
                            Spelling mistakes are most likely due to me typing on an iPad.
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                            • #15
                              Haha, awesome jokes def made me laugh.. but yeah as others have said, they are starting to really pick up their game.
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